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Khamis, 14 Julai 2016

Hilarious Job Interview


(Credit to Lyna Noh)

Hilarious Job Interview indeed :
Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates....
Some weird answers....
*Q - Tell us about yourself ?
A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you!
*Q - Where do you see yourself in 5 years down the line ?
A - Asking stupid questions to new candidates.
*Q - What are your expectations ?
A - Salary ðŸ¤‘🤑🤑
*Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?
A - Staying awake after lunch !!
*Q - Why do you want to join our company ?
A - Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home....
*Q - What attracts you to our company ?
A - The receptionist !!
*Q - Why you left your previous job ?
A - Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !!
*Q -Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?
A - Yes...but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!

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